Theater-On-The-Walk™ Sun God Cockblocks Winter Carnival

News Source: The Dunyun Blog
Headline: "Sun God Cockblocks Winter Carnival”
Publisher: Stephen Briggs ‘12
Publication Date: February 16th, 2010

Theater-On-The-Walk™ Undeterred Sun God Shines On

News Source: The Dartmouth (College Newspaper)
Headline: "Undettered Sun God Shines On"
Publisher: Dana Venerable (Dartmouth Staff)
Publication Date: February 3rd, 2010

Theater-On-The-Walk™ Declaration

Overture of The Sun God
The doctrine I am about to share is a work-in-progress and represents a set of standards that is personal to my outlook of engaging the world. Demanding at times extreme forms of discipline, respect and patience and should not be practiced in full essence, but rather, in proportion to your innermost feelings; for your heart will always remain in bondage until you create peace, not only with yourself, but also, with all the beings you encounter throughout your life’s journey. The final effect will be the greatest feat ever to be accomplished by a species and will serve as the finest hour the universe has ever known since its conception. For when every human is long dead and our bodies retreat back to that which from we came, fear not to dwellings of futility to our seemingly infinitesimal existence; for our expeditions will remain uninterrupted as they travel past the surly bonds of Earth throughout the galactic dreamscape of celestial bodies and unto yearning alien eyes, who seek answers, just as we, and will learn that there were human beings, and they triumphed.

Sun God's Preamble of Reconciliation
As an aspiring member of the sentient body I hereby acknowledge the overwhelming presence of ignorance and suffering which have plagued the shared end-goals of the human race and all of our earthly constituents from the dawn of our creation. Finding these burdens to be self-evident as contingent components of our creaturely designs by which nature has bestowed upon us, we therefore, upon receipt of this universal truth, take the noble task upon ourselves, as principle agents on the path to enlightenment, to spread the supremacy of our goodwill towards the betterment of humankind and all forms of life.

Sun God's Oath of Reconciliation
• I swear to responsibly exercise my powers of intellect in a manner that encourages a prosperous way of life for all sentient beings through the charity of wisdom, goodwill, and love.

• I swear to remain resolute to the virtues of my character among which honesty above all else shall remain in permanent exercise as a way of life.

• I swear to respect and honor the values, laws, and religions of our civilization to the extent that such principles do not deviate, dominate, or undermine the supreme commandment of the heart, to which its voice shall take absolute precedence in times of uncertainty, serving as the chief ambassador to our humanity.

• I swear to use all available methods of diplomacy and non-violence to defend all forms of life against ignorance and suffering.

• I swear to remain steadfast in the face of absolute despair; when all chances for victory have failed and defeat is imminent; for when all the powers of my intellect, diplomacy, and non-violent means have been exhausted and when the voice of my heart speaks to me in tears, to sacrifice my life-force towards the betterment of all things.

For my body is but a mere vessel; and my heart its skipper who compasses the ocean of ignorance in the pursuit of Truth.